Reblog if you create infinite numbers of stories for your character in your head that never get written or rped

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justalilblondemama:

Accidental personal injuries are absolutely the worst. “Oh, how did you do that?” “Well, frankly, I’m an idiot.”

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yelled:

when you wake up early in the morning and sit on the edge of your bed like

image

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jizzybro:

Feferiiiiiiiiiiiii
oh,hello,yes i like this headcanon.I am adopting IT.

jizzybro:

Feferiiiiiiiiiiiii

oh,hello,yes i like this headcanon.I am adopting IT.

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afternoonsnoozebutton:

maxfuckingbemis:

she’s 23 and she didn’t know she had a vagina until 5 days ago

This is why we don’t do close readings of 50 Shades of Grey.

afternoonsnoozebutton:

maxfuckingbemis:

she’s 23 and she didn’t know she had a vagina until 5 days ago

This is why we don’t do close readings of 50 Shades of Grey.

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erinthesails:

You can literally just smell the Reddit on some boys

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balfies:

Portrait of a Young Woman, Jean-Etienne Liotard 

Girl with a Pearl Earring, Johannes Vermeer 

#they look like theyve been having a chat about u and u just walked in

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